June 2012
dapsy asked: SO, I was thinking and it has been far too long since I last saw you. What are you doing after work next Monday/Tuesday/Friday?? xxx
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i'm in that phase of wanting a piercing again
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i miss my earring so hard
SO HARD
Decided to go to Music in the park tomorrow
titch92:
Me and Luke can be really dumb sometimes.
We’re not entirely sure how we haven’t died yet.
But we’re awesome so that doesn’t matter.
I'm sorry, yes of course it's my fault that FOUR...
and that I couldn’t remember off the top of my head the complete layout of the site, being on the other side of town with no computer to look at
FUCK OFF
adele is pregnant
me: wat
my mom: wat
my dad: wat
my best friend: wat
the dog: wat
oprah: wat
obama: wat
cinderella: wat
anne frank: wat
jesus: wat
the world: wat
satan: wat
the father: wat
So glad there's only an hour left at work, this...
:(
Does anyone else ever put a sock on and then just get distracted and find yourself sitting there ten minutes later with just one sock on? No just me. okay.
Best pickup lines ever.
Guy: Roses are red, Violets are Blue. I suck at poetry. Show me your tits.
Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my dick in your ass.
Guy: Did you fall from heaven? Because have sex with me.
Guy: Do you want an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss but down under.
Guy: Sex_al Harrass_nt. All that's missing is U and me
Guy: I put the STD in STUD all I need is U
Guy: Are you a drill sargeant? Cos you have my privates standing to attention.
Guy: That dress is becoming on you. But then again if I was on you I'd be coming too.
Guy: Are you old enough to count? Then you're old enough to mount.
Guy: The word of the day is legs let's go back home and see if we can spread the word.
Stooshe and Kate Nash have just been announced for...
Oh hell yessSssssSssssSSSS
Blogging in the shower
Yeah
Can't wait for work today to be over
Really not in the mood to speak to rude people all day >_>
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spencersmithscrotchpuppy:
iamshirelocked:
But what do you do once you have the booty?
mount the booty
empathyapathysympathy:
The Airborne Toxic Event...
theyellowbrickroad:
dont ever ask me if i want anything from mcdonalds bc the answer is always yes
aliuqet asked: So my phone hasn't got enough battery for radio use, which means I can't send or receive anything. But you're going to looooOOOOooOoOOoOOOse. And I posted something fao yourself (: LOVEYA.
Watchvajazzledvagina:
samthemagnificent:
drunkonstevphen:
This man is beyond words.
so proud to claim he’s from my state so proud
^ one of the few things from my state that i’m proud of
Trying to make it through the morning without...
whatshouldwecallme:
sexinasociety:
Kiss me hard, fuck me with a shovel, and slap my titties before you go…
